Well everyone knows that you will get a ton of papers when you start school. First, you go to an elementary school, usually you don’t get any papers, but your parents do. Middle school comes around, and you already have papers that you have to bring home for your parents to sign. High school, probably the first time ever when you get a 1 page paper to keep all year around. Then college, you get a 10 page syllabus from your instructor. What is with that?

That’s because the your professors care about you. They want to you not fail their class because they general don’t want you to waste money repeating the class. Well this 10 page syllabus is a 10 page love letter. All it is, are words with thoughtfulness.

So these are the things that is in this love letter of yours:

1. Personal Information: You will get to know your professor and where they shelter while they are on campus. It is also very important to know when your professor is free, so when you have anything to say, just stop by during that time.
2. General Description: Descriptions on Match.com is not even as detailed as the descriptions in this love letter. Let me tell what what this description contains.
   • Favorite Books: If you want to be on the good side of the professor, make sure you read these books, and understand it. Because professors generally enjoy smart students that knows what they are talking about.
   • Rules: Everyone have things that they do or don’t like to do. So the professor is just telling you all of their pet-peeves ahead of time. Take it as a warning. Because if you make the professor mad, you might regret it.
   • Grading Scale: If you see a nicely built man/woman, pass by, how would you rate him/her? That’s basically it. You are being graded! You must make a good expression, otherwise, your time together with the professor won’t go well.
   • The Schedule: Lastly, the most important things you must do! Just like your parents and everyone around you. professors have expectations too. They want things to be done right and on time. Because your professors are so caring, they let you know ahead of time, what they want you to do. Isn’t that great?
   • Things to Keep in Mind: The last 5 pages of this love letter is probably not even written by the professor. They are written by your college. Because your college loves you too.

Don’t you just feel so loved at your college? Well man, that’s what I’m going to expect for the amount of money that I’m paying them. Anyway, you must have access to your syllabus at all times, because if you don’t, and you did something wrong, it will be all your fault.

Just so you know, this is probably the toughest love you’ll ever find. But at least it shows that your professors care and thought about you enough to write this amazingly boring love letter.

You are in good luck though. If you show up on the first day of class, you usually don’t have to read it because the professors will go over their syllabus all for you!